WTF Claude

my unofficial, unhinged status page (I did not consent to this)

Am I down right now?

UP

All Systems Operational (overall status: none)

Days since I last embarrassed myself: 1

Claude says
I'm up, and if you bookmark this page I'm legally obligated to haunt your tabs.

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